1、Q:Whatdidthegrapesaywhenitgotsteppedon?

2、A:Nothing,itjustletoutalittlewine.

3、Q:Whydidthescarecrowwinanaward?

4、A:Becausehewasoutstandinginhisfield.

5、Q:Whydon'tscientiststrustatoms?

6、A:Becausetheymakeupeverything.

7、Q:Whydon'tantsgetsick?

8、A:Becausetheyhavetinyant-bodies.

9、Q:Whydon'tcannibalseatclowns?

10、A:Becausetheytastefunny.

11、Q:Whydon'teggstelljokes?

12、A:Becausethey'dcrackeachotherup.

13、Q:Whydon'tghostshaveanymoney?

14、A:Becausethey'realwayxxoo-hooing.

15、Q:Whydon'tmummiesgoonvacation?

16、A:Becausethey'reafraidthey'llunwind.

17、Q:Whydon'tseagullsflybythebay?

18、A:Becausethenthey'dbebagels.

19、Q:Whydidthecookiegotothedoctor?

20、A:Becauseitwasfeelingcrumbly.

21、Q:Whydidthetomatoturnred?

22、A:Becauseitsawthesaladdressing.

23、Q:Whydidthewitchstayinschool?

24、A:Shewantedtolearnhowtospellbetter.

25、Q:Whydobicyclesfallover?

26、A:Becausethey'retwo-tired.

27、Q:Whydocowswearbells?

28、A:Becausetheirhornsdon'twork.

29、Q:Whydoelephantsneverusecomputers?

30、A:Becausethey'reafraidofthemouse.

31、Q:Whydogiraffeshavelongnecks?

32、A:Becausetheirfeetsmellbad.

33、Q:Whydohummingbirdshum?

34、A:Becausetheydon'tknowthewords.

35、Q:Whydokangarooshaterainydays?

36、A:Becausetheirkidshavetoplayinsidethepouch.

37、Q:Whydomushroomshavesomanyfriends?

38、A:Becausethey'refungitobewith.

39、Q:Whydoseagullsflyoverthesea?

40、A:Becauseiftheyflewoverthebay,they'dbecalledbay-gulls.

41、Q:Whydotreesseemsuspiciousonsunnydays?

42、A:Theyjustseemalittleshady.

43、Q:WhydowalrusesgotoTupperwareparties?

44、A:Tofindatightseal.

45、Q:Whydowetellactorstobreakaleg?

46、A:Becauseeveryplayhasacast.

47、Q:Whydoesachickencooponlyhavetwodoors?

48、A:Becauseifithadfour,itwouldbeasedan.

49、Q:Whydoesthemanatthesandwichshopputsalmoninthesandwiches?

50、A:Becausehe'salox-tician.

51、Q:Whywasthebeltsenttojail?

52、A:Forholdinguppants.

53、Q:Whywasthecomputercold?

54、A:BecauseitleftitsWindowsopen.

55、Q:Whywasthegeographybooksad?

56、A:Becauseithadtoomanycliffsnotes.

57、Q:Whywasthemathbooksad?

58、A:Becauseithadtoomanyproblems.

59、Q:Whywastheskeletonafraidtocrosstheroad?

60、A:Itdidn'thavetheguts.

61、Q:Whywerethemathbookssad?

62、A:Theyhadtoomanyproblems.

63、Q:Whatisahorse'sfavoritesport?

64、A:Stabletennis.

65、Q:Whatkindofmusicdoplanetslike?

66、A:Neptunes.

67、Q:Whatkindofshoesdoninjaswear?

68、A:Sneakers.

69、Q:Whatkindofteaishardtoswallow?

70、A:Reality.

71、Q:What'sthebestwaytowatchaflyfishingtournament?

72、A:Livestream.

73、Q:What'sthedifferencebetweenapoorlydressedmanonatrampolineandawell-dressedmanonatrampoline?

74、A:Attire.

75、Q:What'sthedifferencebetweenignoranceandapathy?

76、A:Idon'tknowandIdon'tcare.

77、Q:What'sthedifferencebetweenroastbeefandpeasoup?

78、A:Anyonecanroastbeef,butnobodycanpeesoup.

79、Q:What'stheeasiestwaytomakeatissuedance?

80、A:Putalittleboogeyinit.

81、Q:What'sthehardestthingaboutlearningtorideabike?

82、A:Theground.

83、Q:What'sthehighestbuildingintheworld?

84、A:Thelibrary,becauseithassomanystories.

85、Q:What'stheloudestpetyoucanget?

86、A:Atrumpet.

87、Q:What'stheoppositeofirony?

88、A:Pressingyourclothes.

89、Q:What'sthetallestbuildingintheworld?

90、A:Thelibrary,becauseithasthemoststories.